So, I was poking around the internet, you know, as one does when procrastinating real work, and I stumbled across a whole bunch of snippets mentioning Ferragamo, women’s shoes, belts… the usual fancy-pants stuff. But then BAM! “Ferragamo AAA+ Belts.” And that got me thinking. Is this some kind of super-secret, extra-fancy tier of Ferragamo? Like, are we talking belts made with unicorn hair and stitched by Italian elves? Probably not, but a girl can dream, right?
The other snippets were kinda all over the place. One was about discovering Ferragamo’s shoe collection (which, duh, is gorgeous, we all know that), another a vague reference to the “Ferragamo Women’s Collection” being a “celebration of design excellence” (marketing speak much?), and then something about a “nuevo Ferragamo Soft-Bag” – ooh, intriguing! Sounds comfy and chic. Like a cloud you can carry your lipstick in.
Then, completely out of left field, there’s a snippet mentioning “페라가모고객센터 전화: 02 3430 7854 (이용시간: 오전10시30분~오후 8시).” Okay, so that’s clearly the Ferragamo customer service number in… Korean, I think? (Don’t quote me on that, my language skills are… rusty, to say the least). What that has to do with AAA+ belts, I honestly haven’t a clue. Maybe if you call them and whisper the secret phrase “AAA+ Ferragamo,” they unlock a hidden level of fabulousness. Just kidding… mostly.
Anyway, back to the AAA+ thing. My theory (and it’s just a theory, folks, don’t @ me) is that it’s some kind of… grading system? Like, A is good, AA is better, AAA is *even* better, and AAA+ is… well, it’s the Beyoncé of Ferragamo. It’s the top of the heap. It’s the cream of the crop. It’s the, uh… bestest, most Ferragamo-y Ferragamo that ever Ferragamoed!
