I saw one place, StockX, saying you can “buy or sell at market prices.” Which, okay, that’s cool if you’re into flipping stuff. But honestly, who’s got the time? And honestly, who’s paying attention? I mean, like, are Balenciaga jewelry prices even *that* volatile? Seems a bit…intense for some bling, don’t ya think?
Then there’s the whole “Women’s” thing. I saw one site specifically listing “Balenciaga Jewellery sets for Women.” Like, dude, can’t guys wear jewelry too? What’s the deal with gendering everything, seriously? It’s 2024, get with the program! Maybe *I* want a Balenciaga necklace, and I’m not a woman. Maybe I just like shiny things. Whatevs.
And the prices…oof. Saks OFF 5TH says “up to 70% off.” Okay, *up to*. So, basically, the stuff I’d actually *want* is probably still gonna cost a small fortune. But hey, “fast shipping!” Always a plus, I guess. I mean, if you’re gonna drop a wad of cash, you want that sparkly goodness ASAP, am I right?
Then there’s Neiman Marcus. “Sunglasses, wallets, wristlets, and more.” Like, what? Are we talking jewelry or not? Stay on topic, Neiman! Honestly, my brain’s already overloaded just trying to navigate all these different websites.
I saw one site, probably the “Bijoux pour Femme” one, had a “Filter by” section. “My Sizes.” Oh, honey, if Balenciaga is relying on *me* to know my “jewelry size,” we’re in trouble. I usually just wing it. Hope it fits, y’know? Live on the edge! Plus, who knows what kind of crazy sizing system they’re using anyway? It’s probably all European or something.
See, this is what I mean. It’s all just a bit…much. Balenciaga is cool and all, but all this online shopping, price comparing, size filtering…it makes my head spin. I kinda just wanna walk into a store, see something I like, and buy it. If it’s too expensive, I’ll just not buy it. Simples!
