Seriously, one minute you’re browsing Fendi’s *official* online store and you’re staring at, I dunno, men’s belts in Taiwan. Which, cool, I guess if you need a belt in Taiwan? Then you blink and suddenly you’re looking at *women’s* stuff in Japan. Talk about whiplash! It’s all a bit…scattered.
Then you got the whole “Boutique FENDI” thing pushing Peekaboo bags. Those bags are kinda iconic, I gotta admit. But seriously, who can actually afford one? I mean, unless you’re, like, dripping in cash, it’s more of a “window shop and dream” scenario. And don’t even get me STARTED on the fragancias (that’s “fragrances” for those not fluent in Fendi-ese). Hong Kong’s got the fancy smells, apparently.
But here’s the thing, and this is where it gets REALLY confusing…FARFETCH. Oh, Farfetch, you temptress. They’re all “Compre moda FENDI na FARFETCH em até 12x!” Which, translated for the non-Portuguese speakers, is basically “Buy Fendi fashion on FARFETCH in up to 12 installments!” Sounds tempting, right? “Oh, I can totally afford a Fendi wallet if I just pay a tiny bit each month!” Yeah, right. Famous last words, my friend. You’ll be eating ramen for the next year.
And then they’re pushing Fendi *sneakers* on Farfetch! Like, who even thought Fendi did sneakers? Maybe I’m just out of the loop. But it’s all just… A LOT.
Honestly, trying to figure out where to buy Fendi is like navigating a minefield of online stores, questionable payment plans, and geographical oddities. It’s a total rabbit hole. One minute you’re innocently searching for a belt, the next you’re contemplating a 12-month payment plan on a pair of sneakers you didn’t even know existed.
