First off, I saw something that says “Monte Carlo Magic” and then just cuts off. Like, seriously? Leave me hanging? But it’s about Chanel’s Cruise 2024/25 collection, which, okay, *Marseille* is the location. Interesting choice, Chanel. Not exactly the usual glitz and glam, but hey, maybe they’re going for a “real” vibe? Or trying to be edgy? Who knows.
Anyway, the important bit: the bags. Apparently, the “coveted 22” is making a comeback. I mean, it’s alright I guess? Maybe a tad too big for my liking, but hey, some people dig the oversized look. And “a sprinkling of new statement bags”… Ooh, intrigue! What are these statement bags, Chanel? Don’t be shy, spill the tea! I wanna see some seriously OTT designs, bedazzled, maybe with a tiny Eiffel Tower sticking out? Okay, maybe not *that* crazy. But something eye-catching, y’know?
Then there’s that other article. “Chanel Resort 2019 Collection” and then bam, the excitement for the “Cruise 24 Collection” is about to explode because it’s hitting stores *tomorrow*. Ugh, the suspense! It’s like they’re deliberately teasing us, right? Like, just show us the darn bags already! I’m getting impatient, okay?!
And then, *then*, we have Dua Lipa and JENNIE (all caps, naturally, because they’re important) being the faces of the “new CHANEL 25 handbag.” Hold up. Is that a new bag or did someone just misread 2025, I mean, who knows? Grammar and typos are not my forte right now, LOL. Shot by David… someone-or-other, I guess he’s important too. But honestly, Dua and Jennie? Slam dunk. They could make a potato sack look chic.
So, what’s the overall vibe? Honestly, it feels a bit all over the place. I’m getting a sense of classic Chanel mixed with maybe a slightly more… relaxed, dare I say, *accessible* aesthetic. But then again, it’s Chanel, so “accessible” is relative, right? We’re talking four figures minimum, probably.
Honestly, I need to see more pics, like, NOW. And I need to know what the heck those “statement bags” actually *are*. My credit card is already sweating. Don’t judge. I’m weak.