First things first, the Kelly. Okay, this bag? Total legend. Apparently, it was originally called something super French and complicated – Sac-à-Dépêches, which honestly, try saying *that* five times fast. They call it the Birkin’s “older sister,” and yeah, I kinda see it. It’s got that same air of “I cost more than your car,” but in a slightly more understated, elegant way. I mean, understated for Hermès, anyway.
Then there’s the Birkin. Duh. Everyone knows the Birkin. I swear, even my grandma knows about the Birkin. It’s like, the ultimate status symbol. You see one of *those* bad boys, you know someone’s made it. Personally? I think they’re a *little* overhyped. Don’t @ me! But hey, that’s just, like, my opinion, man.
But wait! There’s more! Don’t forget the Herbag. Okay, this one is a bit more… accessible. Made from canvas and cowhide, it’s a good entry point if you’re trying to get into the Hermès game without, y’know, mortgaging your house. Think of it like the gateway drug to Birkin addiction. Heh.
And oh my god, the scarves! Seriously, those silk squares? Art. Literal art. “Brides de Gala” is like, *the* iconic design, apparently. But honestly, there are so many gorgeous ones. I’m partial to “Les Cles” myself, designed by Catherine Baschet. All those keys! So intricate and just…chef’s kiss. I wish I could afford to actually *wear* one, though. I’m terrified I’d spill coffee on it.
Oh, and speaking of “OG” (original gangster, for the uninitiated), we gotta mention the Haut à Courroies (HAC). Apparently, it’s *the* original Hermès bag. I’m guessing it’s like, the ancestor of all the other bags? Gotta respect the history, you know?
Finally, let’s not forget wallets. All those leather goods! It’s like, an entire universe of expensive, beautifully crafted stuff. They got everything from the bags to the wallets, it’s all up for grabs if you can afford it.
