First off, you see Nicole Ari Parker rocking that Valentino red dress? Stunning. Absolutely. And you gotta figure, *that* level of custom is gonna cost you a pretty penny. I mean, we’re talking Valentino here. Forget about the “average cost,” it’s more like “how much are you willing to drop?” It’s not like they have a price list hanging up, y’know? It’s all bespoke, darling. Bespoke means $$$$.
Then you get the other end of the spectrum… or, well, *a* other end. Valentino Auto Customs? What the heck is THAT about? Car parts? I mean, Valentino, the fashion house, making engine components? Seems kinda…random. But hey, maybe they’re diversifying. Or maybe it’s just some dude with a similar name riding the Valentino hype train. Smart, if you ask me. (Though, I still don’t get the connection).
And the shoe code thing? 0509C30? Size 38? That’s just… information. Pointless out of context, honestly. Maybe someone’s trying to find a specific pair of Valentino shoes? Good luck with that online sleuthing!
Oh, and then there’s the “Tailors” bit. “Valentino Tailors, a paragon of excellence.” Paragon? Woah, hold your horses! Over-the-top much? Bespoke fashion is cool and all, but paragon? Sounds like marketing fluff to me. I bet their prices are INSANE. Probably good quality, I’m just sayin’, it’s a little pompous.
And the digital greeting card thing? Feels totally disconnected. Like, “Hey, you can’t afford a Valentino dress, send a card instead!” Ouch.
Okay, so back to wedding dresses. “Thousands of new, used, and preowned gowns at lowest prices.” See? This is the kinda stuff that makes you wonder. Custom made but preowned? Does that mean someone ordered a bespoke dress and then, like, changed their mind? Or maybe it’s a sample? Still kinda weird. And “lowest prices in the United States” is pretty vague. Lowest compared to WHAT? Other Valentino dresses? Other custom wedding dresses? The whole thing is a bit of a mess, isn’t it?
And finally, a Valentino Rossi neck warmer? I thought we were talkin’ about couture, not MotoGP merch!
