So, like, DeMellier. We all know ’em, right? Those sleek, somewhat understated bags that scream “I have my life together…mostly.” And let’s be real, we *want* that vibe. But the price tag? Oof. That’s where the sale comes in, baby!
I mean, seriously, have you seen the Lyst.com situation? They’re slinging 40 (FORTY!) DeMellier bags from $320. $320! That’s, like, a month’s rent for some people (not me, obviously, I live in a shoebox, but you get the idea). Leather, suede, croc-embossed… it’s a veritable BAG BUFFET. You could practically build a fort out of discounted handbags. Imagine.
And then there’s FARFETCH. Oh, FARFETCH, you temptress. They’re all “Compre moda DeMellier na FARFETCH em até 12x!” Which, if my rusty high school Spanish serves me correctly, means you can buy DeMellier and pay for it in *twelve installments*! That’s basically free, right? (Don’t tell my accountant I said that). Plus, they promise delivery in 7 days and “taxas inclusas” – taxes included! Score! No nasty surprises at checkout. That’s a win in my book.
Now, I saw on Lyst something like “693 items on sale from $330,” which makes me wonder, is there REALLY that much DeMellier out there? Are they just, like, churning these bags out in a factory somewhere, hoping we’ll all go broke trying to look sophisticated? Probably. But I don’t care. I WANT ONE. (Maybe two. Okay, fine, three if the price is right).
What’s especially enticing is the variety! Leather, suede, that fancy croc stuff… They even mention raffia somewhere! Raffia! It’s practically begging for a summer vacation in the Hamptons (which I also can’t afford, but a girl can dream, right?).
I also saw something about “2025 DeMellier 新年優惠必跟款盤點！凱特” which, um, I’m guessing has something to do with New Year’s sales and… Kate Middleton? I’m not sure. My Mandarin is non-existent. But if Kate’s rocking DeMellier, you KNOW it’s gotta be good. I mean, she’s basically the queen of understated chic (and actual queen-to-be, natch).
