First off, I keep seeing “Design by Paul Sebastian.” Cool, makes sense, right? Seems like it’s *the* Design perfume, designed by Paul Sebastian. But then you see things like “3Pcs Lunex Phero Perfume, Verola Perfume for Women, Specially Designed…” and you’re like, “Wait, is *that* Design?” Probably not, right? Seems like a random add-on, or maybe they just like the word “designed.” Who knows? Amazon can be a wild west sometimes, let’s be real.
Then there’s the whole “Eau de Parfum Spray 3.4 OZ & Body Lotion 6.6 OZ” thing. Okay, so that’s definitely a set. Seems like a good deal, if you’re into that sort of thing. And the blurb about it being a “refreshing, floral, soft perfume” that “combines oriental white florals for a tantalizing and majestic scent” – that sounds pretty fancy, doesn’t it? I mean, I personally prefer something a little more… spicy? Earthy? But hey, to each their own! I’m no perfume expert, just a regular schmoe trying to figure out what’s what on Amazon.
And then, just when I think I’m starting to get it, BAM! “DESIGN por Paul Sebastian EAU DE PARFUM Spray 96 g e LOÇÃO PARA O CORPO 192 g : Amazon.com.br: Beleza.” What the heck? Now it’s in Portuguese? Or Spanish? I dunno. My brain hurts. Suddenly it’s on Amazon Brazil?! Okay, so this seems to confirm, I think, that the ‘Design’ perfume is indeed by Paul Sebastian, but it’s also available internationally? Maybe?
The weird thing is the lack of consistent info. Like, you’d think Amazon would be better at this, right? Just a clear, concise description. But nope. It’s a treasure hunt. You gotta sift through all the different listings, trying to piece together what this “Design” perfume actually *is*.