Anyway, I’ve been seeing these Chloé belts *everywhere*. Like, even on my Instagram feed, and usually that’s just filled with cats doing weird things and questionable memes my cousin sends me. But, nope, Chloé belts are sneaking in. Specifically, the Marcie one? With the leather and the chain-link? Yeah, that’s the one that’s got its claws in me.
FARFETCH is pushing ’em with the whole “free returns via courier collection” thing, which, let’s be real, is genius. Who *doesn’t* want someone to pick up their returns? I mean, trekking to the post office is basically my least favorite activity after, like, doing taxes and cleaning the oven.
Then there’s Saks, both the regular one and the OFF 5TH version. Regular Saks is all about “free shipping and returns,” which, okay, nice. But Saks OFF 5TH? Girl, they’re talking up to 70% off! Now *that’s* talkin’ my language. I mean, designer brands for a steal? Sign me up! (Although, secretly, I always wonder *why* things are so cheap there. Is it, like, last season’s rejects? Or slightly flawed? I dunno, conspiracy theories abound, you know?)
And then ShopStyle’s like, “Over 150 Chloé women’s belts AND you can earn cash back?!” OKAY, SHOPSTYLE, CALM DOWN. You’re overloading me with goodness. Cash back? That’s basically free money, right? Which means I can buy *another* Chloé belt! (I’m joking… mostly.)
Honestly, though, I kinda get the hype. Chain belts are, like, back, or maybe they never left? I’m not entirely sure, honestly. Fashion is confusing. But a chain belt can totally elevate an outfit. A plain t-shirt and jeans? BOOM. Instantly cooler. A dress that’s just a little *too* plain? WHAM. Belt it, baby!
