So, I was browsing online the other day, you know, like you do when you’re supposed to be working, and I stumbled across a bunch of stuff about Hermès shoes. And it got me thinking…what’s the actual deal with buying them in the EU? I mean, is it some kind of secret treasure trove of discounted Kelly buckle loafers or what?
First off, FARFETCH is screaming about vintage Hermès. “Explore!” they yell. “Find Kelly buckle loafers!” Like I’m going to *actually* find a pair in my size, let alone afford them. But hey, a girl can dream, right? Express shipping, though, that’s tempting. I hate waiting for stuff. Makes me all antsy.
Then, BAM! Suddenly, we’re talking German. “Damen Schuhe, feine und elegante Schuhe für Damen,” which, if my rusty high school German serves me correctly, means “Ladies shoes, fine and elegant shoes for ladies.” Okay, cool. But then it’s all about pre-loved Hermès and “70% off RRP.” RRP? What even IS RRP anyway? Is that like…a real thing? Seems too good to be true. Probably is. I’m immediately suspicious. Are these like, super used shoes someone’s trying to pass off as “vintage”? I mean, I love a good bargain, but I’m not about to wear someone else’s stinky, sweaty shoes. No way.
And then eBay pops up, promising “hermes mens shoes” (spelled with a lowercase ‘h’ – classy!) and the “best deals at the lowest prices.” Okay, eBay. I’ve seen your “best deals.” They’re usually three sizes too small and covered in mysterious stains. Still, the free delivery thing is appealing. Maybe I should just risk it? I could always return them, right? (Famous last words, I know).
Honestly, trying to decipher where to get authentic, decently priced Hermès shoes in the EU feels like navigating a linguistic and financial minefield. You’ve got the allure of FARFETCH’s “vintage” (read: probably expensive), the slightly shady promise of discounted “pre-loved” treasures from German sites, and the “buyer beware” vibe of eBay. It’s enough to give a girl a headache.
My personal opinion? I think you’re better off saving your pennies, maybe taking a trip to Paris (because, you know, *why not*?), and buying a pair brand new from the actual Hermès store. Yeah, it’ll hurt your wallet, but at least you’ll know you’re getting the real deal and not some questionable second-hand…something. Plus, you get to say you bought them in Paris. Instant bragging rights.
