I saw this ad thing, you know, like a snippet online, talking about “女士时尚围巾和设计师披肩” (that’s “ladies’ fashion scarves and designer shawls” for those of you who, uh, don’t speak…well, you know). And then it just *slammed* into “Shop Loewe fashion jewelry for women online at Mytheresa.” Talk about a non-sequitur! Like, what even IS the connection? Scarves to *jewelry*? My brain legit hiccuped.
But hey, Mytheresa. We all know Mytheresa. They’re legit. And Loewe jewelry? Okay, *now* you’re talking. I mean, their stuff is just…chef’s kiss. It’s that perfect blend of quirky and sophisticated, you know? Like, you could wear it to a fancy dinner, or just chuck it on with jeans and a t-shirt and still look like you just stepped off a runway. Or at least, *I* feel like I did. Maybe that’s just me, tho.
The “EU Stock” part is interesting too. I mean, it probably means faster shipping, right? Which, let’s be real, is EVERYTHING. I HATE waiting for stuff. Especially shiny, pretty things. So, like, if you’re in Europe, you’re probably laughing right now. The rest of us are just stuck twiddling our thumbs, gazing longingly at the Mytheresa website. (Okay, maybe *I’m* the only one. Don’t judge.)
Honestly, I’m not sure what they’re doing advertising scarves *and* jewelry together. It’s confusing! Maybe it’s some kind of weird marketing genius, or maybe someone just messed up the ad copy. Knowing the internet, it could be anything. But whatever the reason, it DID get me thinking about Loewe jewelry. And now I’m pretty sure I need a new necklace. Or earrings. Or maybe, like, a whole new jewelry box full of Loewe goodness.
