First off, I was sniffing around (figuratively, mostly, unless I find a Bottega store on a whim, then watch out!), and it seems their perfume game is…well, kinda complicated. One minute I’m reading about Bottega Veneta Pour Homme – sounds classy, right? – and the next I’m seeing “Generic Bottega Veneta Perfume Oil For Men.” Huh? So, are they still *doing* fragrances? The snippets I’m finding suggest the clothes and bags are readily available in Brazil, which is cool for our Brazilian readers, but the perfume? The mystery deepens! Maybe they’re pulling a disappearing act with the scents? Or, you know, maybe it’s just regional availability being a total pain.
And speaking of shopping, they’re definitely pushing the bags and clothes. Like, everywhere. I even saw something about signing up for their newsletter, which, let’s be real, is basically signing up for a constant stream of temptation. “Ooh, look at this beautiful, ridiculously expensive handbag! You *need* it!” Yeah, I don’t *need* it, Bottega, but I sure as heck *want* it. It’s a dangerous game they play.
Also, Brazilian e-commerce seems to be a focus? Lots of mentions of buying Bottega Veneta *original* in Brazil with, like, “10X Sem Juros” (whatever that means, sounds like a good deal tho!) and “Entrega Rápida e Segura.” So, if you’re in Brazil and feeling flush, knock yourself out. Get that bag! Get those shoes! But double-check the perfume situation, because I’m still not entirely convinced they’re still pumping them out.
And that “Renove as energias. Comece a vender.” bit? What does that *even* mean in this context? Is Bottega Veneta suggesting I sell my kidneys to afford their stuff? Or is it just a random ad slogan thrown in there for good measure? Honestly, I’m confused, but hey, that’s half the fun, right?
