Okay, so the “high precision” bit. I think that’s gotta be referring to their tailoring, right? I mean, the text mentions “architectural precision, ample volumes and sharp cuts.” Like, you can’t just slap together a couture gown, can you? It’s gotta be *perfect*. Or at least, it’s gotta *look* perfect, even if it costs more than my rent. Which, let’s be honest, it probably does.
And then you have that whole “streetwear, gothic, skater, metalhead” thing happening. It’s a weird combo, right? But Balenciaga’s always been a bit…out there. They’ll throw a perfectly tailored coat over some ripped jeans and call it “avant-garde”. And you know what? Sometimes it *works*. Sometimes it’s just plain confusing. But hey, that’s fashion, innit? It’s supposed to make you feel *something*, even if that something is “what the heck is going on?!”
Then there’s the whole cookie thing. I mean, every website has that now, right? But it’s still kinda funny to see it sandwiched between couture descriptions and “Hi.” like it’s all the same thing. Like, “We’re selling you a $5000 purse, and also, we’re tracking your every move online.” Subtle, Balenciaga, real subtle.
And that *picture*. A building? I *think* it’s a Balenciaga store? Maybe? It’s probably some super fancy, architecturally perfect Balenciaga store, further solidifying that high precision vibe. Or maybe it’s just a pretty building they like. Who knows?
