Then there’s the whole “Embroidered Logo Curved Cap ‘Black'” thing. Classic, I guess. Can’t really go wrong with black, right? Unless you’re trying to, like, stand out or something. Which, let’s be honest, most people buying designer hats kinda *are* trying to stand out. It’s a bit of a paradox, innit?
And then I went down the rabbit hole. Official Givenchy site? ShopStyle? Saks? Nordstrom? My head’s spinning! It’s like a hat-splosion. And they all want my cash back and to send me sale alerts. Ugh. The struggle is real.
Honestly, tho, some of these hats are kinda cool. I saw one on waveshareteam’s… wait, what’s waveshareteam? Never mind. Anyway, they were talking about “displaying your fashion sense.” Which, yeah, a Givenchy hat *could* do that. But it could also just scream “I spent way too much money on a hat.” It really depends on how you rock it, you know? Confidence is key, people!
And don’t even get me started on Klarna! “Shopping levelled up”? More like shopping debt levelled up! Just kidding…mostly. Okay, a little bit serious. Designer hats are a *treat*, not a necessity. Unless you’re, like, a celebrity hiding from the paparazzi. Then, yeah, necessary.
Oh, and Saks offering free shipping and returns? That’s tempting. *Very* tempting. Maybe I should just…no. Gotta resist! I have bills to pay. Besides, I saw something about signing up for emails and SMS and…nope. Not falling for that again. My inbox is already a disaster zone.
