But okay, okay, Miu Miu. FARFETCH tells me they’ve got it. And you can pay in, like, a gazillion installments (12x!), which, let’s be real, is probably necessary because, you know, designer stuff. They promise it’ll arrive in 7 days. Seven. Whole. Days. In this day and age, feels like an eternity, doesn’t it? Especially if you’re, like, trying to rock a killer outfit on the weekend.
And the earrings! They’re saying “youthful creativity” and “humorous.” Which, I gotta be honest, is kinda vague. Are they, like, tiny plastic bananas? Or bedazzled gummy bears? I need *details*, people! “Bijoux femininas das Melhores Marcas de Luxo” sounds really fancy and impressive, but what *is* it? Is it actually worth the hype?
Look, I’m not hating. Miu Miu *can* be cool. But “high precision”? Is that just marketing speak for “we didn’t glue the rhinestones on crookedly”? I kinda doubt it. Maybe they’re talking about the clasps or something? The little hinges that, like, keep the earrings from falling off and getting lost in the abyss of your handbag? That would actually be pretty high precision if they managed *that*.
Honestly, half the time, jewelry just feels like a glorified dust collector. You buy it, you wear it twice, it ends up in a little velvet box in the back of your drawer, and then you forget about it until you’re moving apartments. Then you’re like, “Oh yeah, I remember *that*. That was, like, super expensive and I never wore it.”
