Then you see the gold mirrored sunglasses, like, *the* ones with the Prada logo plastered on them. Reminds me of that time I tried to pull off a similar look with some cheap gas station shades and ended up looking like a bug-eyed alien. Lesson learned: Prada logos make *everything* better, even if you’re just reflecting sunlight back into the universe.
But the *real* rabbit hole starts with the jewelry. Like, you click on something about “PRADA FINE JEWELRY” (all caps, very important) and you’re suddenly looking at Getty Images. Getty Images! Like, this is serious business, people. They’re showing off the super sparkly stuff, the stuff you probably only see on celebrities who can afford to, ya know, actually *own* a small country. Which, let’s be honest, is most of them.
And then you’re down the Grailed rabbit hole, staring at “Prada Mirror” this and “Prada Mirror” that. It’s all very curated and expensive-looking, and you start wondering if you should sell a kidney to afford a tiny, insignificant piece of shiny Prada-ness. Probably not, but the temptation is *real*.
Then you see some random Reddit thread talking about “mirrors, an iconic embellishment of Prada collections.” Like, okay, I get it. Mirrors are cool. They reflect things. Deep. But Prada’s turning mirrors into *fashion*. Someone’s getting paid the big bucks to glue mirrors onto stuff. I mean, more power to them, I guess. Seems kinda precarious, though, like you’re one wrong move away from shattering your entire outfit into a million pieces. Imagine the bad luck!
And then the Prada official website is all, “illusion of being at a concert… behind the desk in the office!” Which, okay, marketing speak. But I kinda get it? Like, if you’re surrounded by enough shiny, reflective surfaces, maybe you *can* trick yourself into thinking you’re at a rocking concert instead of drowning in spreadsheets. Or maybe you’ll just end up blinding yourself. Either way, Prada wins.
