First off, lemme just say: Goyard. Fancy. Super fancy. Like, “I paid more for this canvas than you make in a month” fancy. Which, like, good for them, I guess? But also… kinda ridiculous.
Now, “overrun stock” – that’s where things get interesting. Basically, it means they made too much stuff. Which, in the world of Goyard, feels almost… blasphemous? Like, they’re supposed to be all exclusive and rare and stuff. But hey, even fancy brands mess up, right? We’ve all been there. Remember that time I tried to bake a cake and it turned out looking like a… well, let’s not get into it.
So, these overrun Goyard hats. I’m picturing a warehouse somewhere, maybe next to a bunch of slightly-too-small Saint Thomas Money Clip Wallets (which, by the way, according to that Hong Kong listing, go for, like, over a grand?! Yeesh). And in that warehouse, are, like, piles of Goyard hats. Probably the kind you’d see someone rocking with a Goyardine bag, trying to look effortlessly chic while secretly sweating in the Hong Kong humidity.
And here’s the thing: are they *actually* cheaper? Like, are we talking a serious discount, or are we still in “mortgage payment” territory? I’m gonna guess… still pretty pricey. But maybe, *maybe*, you can snag one for slightly less than a Saint Pierre Card Holder (which, again, is over seven hundred bucks? Seriously?!).
The real question, though, is: would I buy one? Honestly? Prolly not. I mean, I *appreciate* the craftsmanship, I guess. And the whole “status symbol” thing. But I’m more of a, like, thrift-store-find kinda guy. Plus, I’d be terrified of spilling coffee on it. The anxiety alone would be worth more than the hat itself.
But hey, if you’re into that whole high-fashion, I-have-more-money-than-sense vibe, then go for it. Just, like, don’t tell me how much you paid for it. My blood pressure can’t handle it. Maybe check out StockX first? They seem to be all about that verified Goyard goodness.
