So, you see all these sites, right? Lyst, TLC, ShopStyle… they’re all screaming “BVLGARI! Stuff! Buy it NOW!” And a chunk of that “stuff” seems to be, you guessed it, leather. Bags, accessories, and the occasional (probably ridiculously priced) garment. I saw one thing mentioning over 2,000 women’s fashion items, and yeah, you bet your bippy, there’s gonna be leather in there somewhere.
But like, clothes? Full-on leather pants? A leather jacket that’s probably worth more than my car? That’s the real question. ThredUp’s talking about 90% off retail, which makes me wonder… retail price on BVLGARI leather? Oof. My wallet just whimpered.
Look, I’m not gonna lie. I love a good leather jacket. Makes you feel like a total badass. But BVLGARI leather… it’s kinda intimidating, isn’t it? It’s not just about looking cool; it’s about projecting this image of, I don’t know, someone who casually throws around enough money to buy a small island. And frankly, I’m more of a “carefully budgets for a slightly nicer coffee” kind of person.
Then there’s this “AMOROMA” thing… a “perfect combination” and a “creative concept” for the SS22 Leather Goods & Accessories Collection. Okay, BVLGARI, you’re getting all fancy on me. Amoroma? Is that supposed to make me want a leather handbag more? I’m not sure it’s working. Maybe I need a marketing degree to understand the deep, profound connection between love, Rome, and overpriced cowhide.
Honestly, sometimes I feel like these luxury brands just throw words at a wall and see what sticks. “Premium.” “Exclusive.” “Artisanal.” I mean, sure, the leather is probably beautiful. I’m sure it’s impeccably crafted. But at the end of the day, it’s still just…leather. And if I spill coffee on a BVLGARI leather jacket, I’m gonna cry. That’s a fact.