First off, BVLGARI, right? We all know BVLGARI. High-end jewelry, watches that cost more than my car (several cars, probably!), the whole nine yards. They’re all about that Roman-inspired, eternal-city kinda vibe, which, let’s be honest, is pretty darn cool. But bags with *Swiss movements*? Is this even a thing?
I was poking around, and I stumbled across this description of the Octo Roma watch, talking about the “Lady Solotempo BVS100,” an “all-new in-house automatic movement.” So, BVLGARI *makes* movements. Okay. And then there’s this random mention of “snakehead watch faces” being meticulously crafted in Switzerland. Snakes are totally a BVLGARI thing, with all their Serpenti jewelry. Makes sense, *sort of*.
But then I see mentions of “BSV100 automatic movement” powering bags. Hold up! Bags powered by watch movements? Is this a typo? Is this some kind of incredibly niche, ultra-luxurious bag that vibrates or… I don’t even know! Like, does it tell time? Does it wind itself? I’m picturing a bag that’s basically a fancy little robot.
And then BAM! “Frete grátis no dia Compre Swiss Bag parcelado sem juros!” This is literally a Google search result for buying Swiss bags. Is BVLGARI suddenly selling bags on installments? This is a rollercoaster.
The thing is, BVLGARI is definitely known for their leather goods, too. I saw something about them being crafted with the same attention to detail as their jewelry, you know, that ancient Rome vibe. So, maybe… maybe they’re taking the precision and engineering of their Swiss watch movements and applying it to the *construction* of their bags? Like, super precise stitching and durable materials? It’s a stretch, I know.
I’m just saying, imagine a bag where the hardware, the clasps, maybe even a little hidden compartment, all involve tiny, intricate gears and mechanisms? That’d be pretty freakin’ awesome, even if it’s completely impractical. Plus, you know, imagine the price tag! Oh my! *faints*